things you only hear on vacation with grandma...

there were some really funny, endearing and sweet things said during the trip. at random times too.

here's a few
(keep in mind my grandma is English)

"Here, take this, it'll make you regular."-Grandma

"That bear gave me a right funny feeling, and what's for dinner anyway?"-Grandma

"I've got to take these bloody horse-sized pills, they're [the doctor] daft to think I'll take 6 a day. I've just got to walk some more and lose weight, that way my cholesterol won't fluctuate as much." We walk a flight of stairs. "I guess those pills aren't so bad." -Grandma

"Do you want an Egg McMuffin, Gene?"
"Yes, I do, but wait Janet, no ham on it."
"Well then what do you want?"
"Janet! I said I wanted an egg McMuffin with no ham, that's all!"
"Well Gene, do you want cheese on it."
"What? I want the bun toasted."
"I'm asking you if you want cheese on it..er..how do you want it?"
"Ah hell, put cheese on it, just no ham."
-conversation between my Grandma and Genie
(it's funny how old ladies argue)

Grandma: "I'm going to be 70 in four days"
Skyler: "I know, that's why we're on vacation for you..."
Grandma: "That's what I'm saying...it feels funny"
Skyler: "Being on vacation?"
Grandma: "No, turning 70!"
Genie: "Oh will you two hush up, I hate when people brag about their age."
(Genie is 76) haha!

"Oh that man is a jackass, he can't see with those eyes of his. He deserves to get trampled by a buffalo!!!"
-Genie, shouting at an asian man standing 10 yards from a buffalo.

Genie: "We should take the elevator up to our room."
Me: "Ok, it's over this way"
We step on the elevator.
Genie: "Ok we'll wait here until Hayden finds the elevator."
Me: "I'm right here, and we're on it."
Genie: "Oh...I was just testing you."
HAHA!

I like that old ladies can say whatever they want, in any context, and somehow it's laughable and ok.
Funny how things work.

It was a really fantastic trip. I love spending time with my Grandma, she's the sweetest woman I know!