What Would I Say? Pt. 1

I've been introduced to this new site that will ultimately be the end of me. Science, lines of code, and algorithms have taken everything I've said on Facebook and mixed them up into phrases. Below are a few samplings of what this website has come up with...and please forgive me for the occasional heresy that pops up.

(It is inevitable when you post as many verses, quotes, and jokes as I do)

"That awkward moment when you're single"
"It really impacts my life for the beginning of the THINGS"
"Let me learn by paradox that the repenting soul is consumed with sin"
"He is deceitful, and beauty is vain, but take heed of those small beginnings of a life committed to him beholding your wall."
"Let me find my life committed to innocence..."
"'Duh Seth.' - Mark Driscoll"
"John 10:11 Jesus said, I may come on down to the Lord. What Jesus says here is my life to be for the Killers."

And there are so many more, and so hilarious! Check it out for yourself:

www.what-would-i-say.com